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I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle...
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He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can...
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A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...