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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
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Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
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Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
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The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before...
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The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or...
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...