Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #10016
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a...
Quote #22313
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #10066
The excellent becomes the permanent.
Quote #27867
Meditation is not for him who eats too much, nor for him who eats...
Quote #7520
The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #28983
Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...