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People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than...
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #5942
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of...
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.