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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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The dead cannot cry out for justice it is a duty of the living...
Quote #13757
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
Quote #12807
He that seeks trouble never misses.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #20692
May you live every day of your life.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #33198
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...