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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
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A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to...
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
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Much learning does not teach understanding.
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A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at...
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Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.