Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #1592
It is only the first step that is difficult.
Quote #720
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the...
Quote #4623
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not...
Quote #15288
Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that...
Quote #12661
Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly.
Quote #19780
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
Quote #32229
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...