Quote #27718
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
Quote #13221
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #24887
The National Rifle Association are the gun nuts of the world.
Quote #30093
To philosophize is to doubt.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #29164
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Quote #10929
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...