Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #19925
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Quote #6410
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #31179
Every man dies. Not every man lives.
Quote #25564
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Quote #19735
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
Quote #11340
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what...
Quote #8696
It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for...