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Realists don’t fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us.
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Silence is a way of saying: we do not have to entertain each other;...
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Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland...
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his...
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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
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Truth, springs from agrument amongst friends.
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...