Quote #12045
The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
Quote #32757
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #3202
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #26500
Dogmatism does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #18521
I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality,...
Quote #27563
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...