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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
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No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in...
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The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water...
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Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.