Quote #3959
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #4823
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #19045
Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #16065
It makes a great difference in the force of a sentence, whether a man...
Quote #28072
Men as well as animals do whatever makes them happy, differences lie in what...
Quote #14630
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as...
Quote #27865
As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the...