Quote #18857
In battling evil, excess is good for he who is moderate in announcing the...
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Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
Quote #4960
A hit, a very palpable hit.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #11513
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect...
Quote #11622
I see young men, my townsmen, whose misfortune it is to have inherited farms,...
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As civil rulers, not having their duty to the people duly before them, may...
Quote #2977
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
Quote #31144
It is necessary for us to learn from others’ mistakes. You will not live...