Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #23149
Toleration is good for all, or it is good for none.
Quote #15314
Judge of thine improvement, not by what thou speakest or writest, but by the...
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #971
Because he once wrote, “We must love one another or die,” he can command...
Quote #9093
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #30953
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #3729
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange...
Quote #30591
He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.