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I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
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looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.