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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
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Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
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Confusion is always the most honest response.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.