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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
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The younger brother hath the more wit.
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Commitment in the face of conflict produces character.
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What is a friend A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
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Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour
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Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Quote #24389
There is no way to peace peace is the way.