Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #11155
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #21233
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #3500
This coffee plunges into the stomach…the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like...
Quote #34037
Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #17802
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...
Quote #25738
If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real...
Quote #20375
We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children.
Quote #32554
History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys...