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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
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Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
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Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
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The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your...