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It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people...
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,And he who...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #24431
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
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Thank God kids never mean well
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Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist...