Quote #26159
When you have a dream you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #6268
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #6820
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Quote #4326
One wordFrees us of all the weight and pain of life:That word is love.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #15689
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...