Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
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Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not...
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #10770
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #20501
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it...
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #24964
They came out in the millions to show their dogged support for the woman...
Quote #31802
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....