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The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as...
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Perhaps we are wiser, less foolish and more far-seeing than we were two hundred...
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You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that...
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I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
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You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...