Quote #13612
A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of...
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #3107
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Quote #884
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #4310
For God hates utterlyThe bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #13175
It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...