Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #22099
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
Quote #30751
I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
Quote #11141
A book holds a house of gold.
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #4865
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Quote #34706
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #32014
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #25756
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.