Quote #30723
Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise...
Quote #6418
Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams. They have different names but all contain water. Religions...
Quote #6812
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #34210
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
Quote #25296
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #6757
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #11541
I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman,...
Quote #2625
The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.