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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Don’t get suckered in by the comments … they can terribly be misleading.
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This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past....
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The passing of an ordinary man is sad. The passing of a great man...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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The grave is the general meeting place.
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Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and...
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In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...