Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious...
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing...
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An answer is always a form of death.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #3658
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
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It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.