Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #27338
In youth we learn in age we understand.
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #33034
Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
Quote #1396
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #13712
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to...
Quote #21553
Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
Quote #21368
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.