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My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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True friendship is like a rose. We can’t realize it’s beauty until it fades.
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Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond...
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Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being mad.
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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #24388
The glow of inspiration warms us it is a holy rapture.