Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #15716
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by...
Quote #5315
To really know is science; to merely believe you know is ignorance.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #29802
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
Quote #27602
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #32457
It is impossible to better yourself if you do not know what it means...
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.