Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #24765
Set your expectations high find men and women whose integrity and values you respect...
Quote #34583
This isn’t good or bad. It’s just the way of things. Nothing stays the...
Quote #22735
A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #16665
I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
Quote #1376
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Quote #31836
Whenever you commend, add your reasons for doing so it is this which distinguishes...
Quote #8366
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...