Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #16810
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
Quote #7871
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #19939
Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no...
Quote #28069
Earlier people used to switch on TV’s after getting bored with their routine work....
Quote #21057
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #14003
We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the...
Quote #11723
Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is...
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...