Quote #3991
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #11259
A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
Quote #22910
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #20414
What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his...
Quote #16576
I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
Quote #23548
…each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...