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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants...
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You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
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In wildness is the preservation of the world. – from Walking
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
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This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in...
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One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...