Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #18883
Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
Quote #339
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Quote #33969
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Quote #20133
If we want a love message to be heard, it has to be sent...
Quote #19589
The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there...
Quote #21096
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Quote #10
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up...