Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #31865
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #28963
The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Quote #15406
I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men...
Quote #26415
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen in small...
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.