Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #5299
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Quote #8088
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
Quote #11909
You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
Quote #22058
Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other...
Quote #9610
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #4654
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #8337
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.