Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #8293
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
Quote #18168
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #4204
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #26046
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #30221
A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
Quote #27259
Play is the beginning of knowledge.
Quote #4831
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...