Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #15755
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Quote #9316
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....
Quote #8564
Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime,...
Quote #317
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
Quote #9361
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the...
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #1244
If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready...
Quote #34370
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Quote #1301
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.