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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #8789
In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly...
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Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
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In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
Quote #21024
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
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The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Quote #21387
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...