Mark Twain, Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900 Quote #1496 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
G.K. Chesterton Quote #22891 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Steven Wright Quote #2554 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over it.
Carl Friedrich Gauss, from Sartorius von Waltershausen, "Gauss zum Gedachtniss" [1856] Quote #8267 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
George Mikes Quote #30016 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Terry Pratchet, (on the big bang theory) Quote #8406 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Golda Meir Quote #19084 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us...
John Singer Sargent, quoted in Bentley and Esar, Treasury of Humorous Quotations (1951) Quote #8309 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Confucius Quote #17519 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When a man’s knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient...