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Do not condemn the man that cannot think or act as fast as you...
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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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Only the little people pay taxes.
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
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The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.