Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #29966
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed — and...
Quote #5613
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #2610
The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
Quote #10383
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view....
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #3500
This coffee plunges into the stomach…the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like...
Quote #11545
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false....
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...