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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
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…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
Quote #20046
Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ascent to greatness.
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The...
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Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
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True love brings up everything – you’re allowing a mirror to be held up...
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He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
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How smooth must be the language of the whites, when they can make right...