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Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
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Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
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Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die.
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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
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The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
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One is very crazy when in love.