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I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
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Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And...
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Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were...
Quote #12298
First you imitate, then you innovate.
Quote #3431
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...