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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race...
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Thou canst not touch the freedom of my mind.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...
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Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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It takes a village to raise a child.
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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
Quote #7562
No man has the right to dictate what other men should perceive, create or...