Quote #3236
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Quote #24853
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
Quote #20052
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #30121
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #14570
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change...
Quote #9169
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #30686
He who laughs, lasts